Some people are surprised that the Browns were turned down by Adam Gase, but not readers of the Village Elliot's Sports Blog. The Browns are simply not looking for a guy that specializes in a pocket passing game.
Rather, they are looking for a guy that has experience with the type of offense preferred by the Owner, Jimmy Haslam. Plus there are some other questions that need to be answered. Here then are the questions that a coaching candidate needs to answer affirmatively before he can get the job:
1. Are you willing to install a pistol-read-option style college style offense?
2. Are you willing to work for a team whose Owner might be indicted?
3. Are you willing to work for a team whose Owner (Haslam) and the Club President (Banner) call the shots on the draft, rather than the GM (Lombardi)?
4. Are you willing to work for a team that will trade three first round draft picks for this year's rookie sensation quarterback (Johnny Manziel)?
5. Are you willing to work for a team that underspent their salary cap by 24 million dollars last year?
6. Are you willing to work for a GM that last year obtained no true starters from their entire draft?
8. Are you willing to work for a team whose Owner lives out of town and has no vested interest in the Cleveland community?
9. Are you willing to work for a team that led the entire NFL in minimum wage signees (mainly undrafted rookies)?
10. Are you willing to work for a team that fired the last guy after only one season?
If the answer to these ten questions is yes, then you're our boy! Sign right here, son....and here are the keys to the Executive Washroom.
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